TMZ knew Michael Jackson was dead before the body was cold. 

I call them "line twitchers". As in, they contact you every once in a while to see if they still have you on the hook.

Yeah, it seems oddly thoughtful - like a breakup care package. “Sorry it didn’t work out, here’s some chocolates, some sad music CDs, a few sappy DVDs, and some sweatpants to lounge around in.”

I want to stitch that shit on a pillow.

You dodged a bullet with that girlfriend.

Words to fucking live by:

When I was 16 a dude I had been seeing for a few months ghosted me. The odd part about this was, on top of not answering my calls or emails, we also had a class together and he completely ignored me in person too. After about a week and a half of this I realized that spending the time I had been spending with him with…

Saturday Night Fever is a fantastic film - honest and ugly in a way that so much ‘70s cinema can be. Goodbye Girl is a good romcom and Richard Dreyfuss is great in it, but Travolta deserved the Oscar that year - the way he took Tony from cocky disco king to a broken man sickened by the slow realization that he was…

You’ve been here about 11 or 12 years now. Not since the beginning, but a good long while to read a website daily. You don’t know where to go that’s better, but you just find this site exhausting now. It used to be funny. It used to be clever. It used to be a reliable source for finding weird, interesting shit that…

Phew that’s a hot take

No more coffee for you .... 

Looks like he's going for the Dukes of Hazzard look.

No one foresees a family member fucking dying.

I really like Alec Baldwins f-bomb in Aviator. Nice slow build up, and then....

That sandwich has some mold around it.

Well, you’re that guy who’s right.  No harm in that.

I assume that’s the “you’ve got to be fucking kidding me” line?

As I recall, the only laugh of that scene was Palmer’s precision usage of an F-bomb. Which was, bar none, the single best of use of the F-word in cinematic history.

I’m with you. There are times when—if I’m only making breakfast for myself and I’m really hungry—I get halfway through the process, say f*** it and just have scrambled eggs!

A marriage proposal should be a formality, preceded by a serious discussion between partners. The time, place and form should be a surprise, but not the answer.