I'll be in my bunk.

Now you can appreciate why I don't want to enter into any real estate deals with these bozos (I'm my wife's brother….and father(possibly)).

Yeah - my wife has suggested we go in with her brother, and possibly father, on buying some acreage in the country, possibly with a house - no way in hell, sister!

Details! Was it black mold? Infested with rats? flaking lead paint? Asbestos?

Somewhat related: every tried joining the century club - take a shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes. Works out to about 9 beers in an hour 40 minutes (math!) - I don't think the alcohol makes it difficult - more the volume of liquid you consume in such a short time - the bloat that sets in at about minute 50…

United needs to outsource their PR statements to the Wendy's twitter department.

Roger, Roger.

You got the first one right - then "shower" and "shave".

Yeah, pedaling a 120 lbs. bike is……not fun.

Hazzard County

Oh good God. Brutal.

You need to YouTube "John Mulaney & The Salt & Pepper Diner".

Is there a rider buried in this article, about brown M&M's - to test that we read the whole thing?

Ah - makes sense - I spent my elementary/junior high years living in that part of town - all day on a dirtbike on trails in the piney woods - much nicer than Katy/west side of town….

Where do you hike in Houston - in and around George Bush park?

Outrageous Conduct was very good, and disturbing. Especially with regards to the kids - the production ignored all child-labor laws, placing them in an extremely dangerous situation. These kids were not professional actors, and their parents had no idea they were exposing them to a production crew that blatantly…

"Gimme back my Dawg" (Slobberbone)

Nice! Tough love.

My son learned to climb out of his crib at very young age (around a year old), and would come out of his room at night. So I reversed the door knobs on his door so the lock was on the outside, and started locking him in at night so he wouldn't get hurt.

Don't worry, that guy was wearing crocs.