I was stuck in an airport on a layover, having a beer. Team Handball came on the TV, and the guy next to me says "what the hell is this?" - I shared his confusion.

I remember early in his career - when he was on that tv show with Claire Danes - on MTV, Kennedy was interviewing him - and Jared was Tripping Balls - Kennedy kept looking at the camera - like "Help Me!" - it was awesome.

Good job making it through that ordeal.

Karen Allen- good Lord she is awesome.

Holy shit - Simon & Simon!

Little tip - you DO NOT want to slowly lower the thawed turkey into the boiling oil. You want to hold the 10lbs frozen turkey at least 18 inches above the oil and drop it in - This allows you the time to flee from the ensuing ignited-hot-oil-fireball needed to cook the turkey, and seal in those juices.

Next step - I need you to zoom in on this grainy photo and run the de-pixelating routine, and remember to reverse the image, b/c it is a reflection off a spoon.

ok - I know who the convicted rapist was, but who was the wife-beater. If you don't want to name them, you can do the "rhymes with" thing.

Is your avatar Ultra-Man? Because as a kid (7 or 8 years old), I loved those movies - however, my parents stopped me from watching them, b/c, apparently, they gave me nightmares (I would come down to their room in the middle of the night and just scream until they woke up).

Quick! Create a diversion!

Yes- I'm 6'0 and my wife is 5'2 (and former gymnast). I learned early on not to mess with her - she will come at me low and try to take my legs out from under me - with her low center of gravity, she is a very difficult take down.

I'm in Texas - we say "Never Eat Shredded Wheat".

upvoted for "chortling" - just a great word.

That does not make his answer inaccurate.

Don't forget About Last Night - which I'd list as her best.

Demi was good in The Rural Juror.

Take her to a porn movie - chicks dig that.

In the Newswire, they say Omer was beamed up the USS Enterprise - I'm curious if the Turkish version actually called it that - or some other Turkified name.

Agreed on both films - I will add, on Upstream - I didn't love it - I'm not even sure I liked it (truthfully, like many others I still have no idea what's going on). Your describing it as a poem is really just perfect - I'm glad I saw Upstream - I appreciate the artistry that went into it - it's just different - and…

Holy shit! Allan Holdsworth on guitar and Tommy Lee on drums- a supergroup in the making.