And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…
THEY STAYED AT THE WROHNG HOTEL!
“Why would you want to chat in a parked car?” was my response.
Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?
My God, it’s like a mullet on wheels…
“What’s attendance mean?”
The receivers taking a trip to Miami was not a distraction.
He ain’t no glamour boy— he’s fierce!
Fuck Joey Porter. He’s an asshole and I hope he gets his balls gnawed off by weasels.
Props to the non-judgmental, non-lookist woman of color who decided to make an honest man of emaciated ginger Geddy Lee
“If only there was a word for other-deprecating!”
I can’t remember who it was but earlier this season I saw an interview with a guy who coaches defense but who played on offense in the NFL. The money quote was something to the effect of “Why not? I spent my entire career studying defenses.”
Can you give them a few days? They haven’t even raised their AFC South Second Runner-Up banner yet.