I’m very pro squeeze-bulbs.

So, just so I’m clear:

Honestly, I think it means there are one or two asshole holdouts who are making up nonsense scenarios in which consent could be obtained from a woman who was drugged (“well, before he drugged her she likely would have had sex with him because she was in his room!”). IME on a jury there is always some asshole who…

You dare doubt The Freeze?

I came here and didn’t see color.

Simply put.

Whaddaya wanna bet that the selected candidate will still have to sign a non-compete clause barring them from working at any other Div-I school for a period of five years? I mean, hey, businesses in North Carolina and other states are making entry level “dirt shovelers” sign them — and suing people for taking a job at…

Are you really all that surprised that a school founded on a tobacco fortune would try to practice slavery?

Jesus. Even him just standing there in the middle of the tunnel walkway so that everyone has to notice him is straight douchey. Someone send this dude’s coordinates to ISIS.

I would just like to say that most of the rules in most of the religions in the world are fucking moronic.

The Audi driver wont have very many money by the time thats settled.

How nice of that Ford Edge to move forward and finish off the injured parties.

It’s not “fundamental to air travel”. God didn’t reach out from heaven and scribe down on a sacred stone tablet that “Thou shalt not tranfer seats!”

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.

Curt, just because you weren’t personally there, doesn’t mean there wasn’t someone screaming racist things.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

Numerous reporters spotted carts of Bud Light being rolled into the Capitol in preparation for a GOP House celebration.

A Mercury Milan can go fast enough to catch air.

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

Sounds like you need a shoulder to Chiron.