I read the first paragraph and saw the phrase:

*extreme eye roll*

Survivors of the “Wild World War” remember the terror and misery courtesy of the sea bass and horse mackerel. No inventory went unscathed.

Played this game (and Pharaoh, Zeus & Poseidon) all throughout my childhood and loved the little 3D videos that would play when things happened. I wish the other games in the City Builder Series kept the videos too.

Is that Geralt and Triss?

I thought the cover photo was a Torin’s Passage reference.

50% of the reason I play rpgs is to read the lore.