“#RaisedRight”

A photo of a woman on her knees cleaning = support for Trump. I guess she’s staying on brand..

Sir is a title, not a name, for chrissakes.

What really grinds my gears is that “vajazzling” isn’t even anatomically correct. Pubic-region-jazzling just doesn’t have the same ring, though. Vulvazzling would be more painful if true to its name but it’s also a very good word. Pros and cons.

I stayed at an Amish hotel.

Nothing says, “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” like the SI Swimsuit issue.

I worked in restaurants for forever, so I am not surprised by the thumbnails or the frozen part, but I am fucking horrified that you had to pay for dropped food. That’s a fucking travesty and no self-respecting restaurant should permit it. I worked at most levels of food services from McDonalds to white glove in a…

I swear to god, I heard a choir of angels singing in my head when I found myself in one for the very first time in Vegas. I NEVER EVEN KNEW THEY EXISTED till I walked over the threshold. I got a Santa Fe salad and basically ate the leftovers for the next 3 days. I would go back to Vegas just to go to that restaurant.…

They sell cheesecake. The place could be covered with black velvet Elvis posters and Thomas Kinkade paintings and I would still go there.

Trust me when I say I remember it well, as does my son. He had revered that line since at long as I can remember. We couldn’t afford it but it was on his “bucket list” of clothing he wanted to own.

The clothes are just bad and Melania is basic with no personality. The only interesting thing about Melania is Laura Benanti’s impersonation of Melania.

Because that Us Weekly headline is unclear, I clicked through to skim the article just to confirm that Ivanka didn’t actually grant them an interview. It doesn’t appear that she did, making the verbiage in the “I disagree with my dad” headline misleading. It’s so gross, and clearly trying to plant the idea of “don’t…

Yeah, but their stupid religion requires them to have as many spawn as possible to build an army of religious zealots to take over the fucking world.

I maintain that having more than seven children is eco-terrorism. 20 is fucking disgraceful. Do you know how dangerously over-populated earth is? What makes them think they have a right to be so irresponsible with their basic-ass genetic material and then make it everyone else’s responsibility to support them???

she sounds like someone who should be banned from the dog park.

Dear commenters who called me an unfeeling monster for calling this out as the real reason for the lawsuit,

WTF. That’s some messed up logic on that persons part. Geez. Hope your pup is ok.

They appear to have all the teeth and hair in Arkansas

Oh my gaaaaawd what I would give to get rid of this ugly inbred crunchy curled family!!!