Jesus God yes! Thank you.

I was the kid the Fancy Lady stood on to get on her horse. I slept in straw and horse poop in the stables. My only friend was a rat, and even though I kept him warm at night, he still bit me over a crust of mouldy bread and I died. I hope he froze to death, fucking ingrate.

“You were a peasant that died of smallpox at the age of 16. Your life was full of hardship and backbreaking labor even at such a young age, and you died achieving nothing and leaving nothing.” Considering the number of humans that have lived or died throughout history the majority probably fell into that category :D

Macbeth is a great play but is by no means a sophisticated study of witchcraft. It was written by a male poet (maybe even a secret Catholic one!) and at the time many people just believed all witchcraft to be a perversion of Christianity, hence a reference to the “powers” of the trinity. I thought we were past…

The whole world is becoming Arkansas

History is written by men and they don’t know shit about witches, JUST LIKE BOBBY APPARENTLY

Needs more Teen Witch. (Top That!)

I call bullshit. Everyone knows you need at least four witches to cast decent spells, so unless you’re going to produce another potential witch I won’t listen to this theory.

I’d say it’s twofold - first, we tend associate someone looking straight forward at the camera with, well, being straightforward. Someone looking directly at you in good lighting suggests openness and transparency; someone looking at you sidelong and in shadow typically evokes shiftiness and dishonesty - when you…

Yeah, I think people making fun of this are seriously underestimating the thought that goes into these kinds of shoots and cover designs. It is not an accident that Trump’s cover image resembles Hitler’s in several significant ways. It’s not an accident that unlike every other Time Person of the Year cover in the…

The copulating parrots kill me every time. A man who sees that as high art has been selected to lead us for four years. That’s such a sad thought.

So, those pizzagate fools are showing very innocent pictures of Obama and a child and are fine with pictures like that one of Trump and Ivanka? Nope, no double standards.

That explains why he’s not happy with his cover.

We’re the Millers could have also been 15 or so minutes shorter but other that it was enjoyable.

Jason Sudeikis’s punchable face was the only thing that slightly ruined We’re the Millers for me.

Many.

The Good Girl. Cake. Office Space. The Switch (fight me idc). Horrible Bosses. Rumor Has It. Bruce Almighty.