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And that’s exactly the reason I don’t wear contact. It all comes down to me knowing perfectly well that I can’t be bothered with instructions and drilling it into routine behavior.

Yeah, well you’ll regret saying that when the nuclear war John Titor said happens in 2015.

Tomb Raider has the same issues as the previous. It relies too heavily on the same 3 copy/paste set pieces for the entirety of the game and the combat is complete garbage. Not to mention the brain dead rudimentary stealth. Climbing around is usually cool and the map is gorgeous so it has that going for it

King’s Hawaiian Rolls are truth.

you should do an article about that time Resident Evil became Devil May Cry. there’s alot of really good concept art for the early version of the game in the Devil May Cry HD collection.

Normally I’d agree with you, but she was just as bad as anyone in this episode.

“If you saw the movie from a different perspective, would you see something you didn’t see the first time?”

That wouldn’t fit the organically grown hipster PR vision they built around themselves. Bleach? Dear me, no poisons on my lettuce! It could cause autism!

I’m glad you apologized at the start, cause you write terribly.

The show is some cheesy-ass fun. Best unintentionally racist quote of the night:

My first thought was “well at least it wasn’t one of those toxic vaccines!”

It barely means anything anyway. What do Jews think about Palestinians being Semitic also? Does that mean that Israelis are anti-Semitic also? It's absurd.

Palestinians are Semitic, too.

What's wrong with pansies?

Yes, it’s arrogant. It’s also true. The United States, by virtue of its economic and military supremacy and close alliances with most of the world’s democracies, effectively sets policy for the “free world”. There are only two nations which even remotely challenge America’s influence in diplomacy, trade, and war:

As soon as the rest of the world stops waiting/begging for the US to respond to crises, maybe it’ll stop.

Yes. Collectively, the whole group is offended. Now let me offend you; You’re an idiot

Loathing your own work is a pretty important part of the creative process in my experience.

My name is not O’Houlihee, nor is it Brian