Tell that to Curt Schilling.

Ever heard of Catholicism?

This one is probably my favorite, thanks to the subtle Star Wars nod.

"I informed Hansen that she was required to immediately notify the police of an accident and return to or remain at the scene. Hansen told me that she was unaware of this law."

It's the first edition that that publisher released. Duh. The first editions of mass market paperbacks are worth a serious penny at garage sales. I still remember the glee of my first edition Interview with the Vampire.

Big difference between collaborating and creating. The issue I have is everyone calling it a DICE game when Visceral is the dev team responsible for the product.

She's bra-less and wearing only a white man's tank top (it's around Thanksgiving)

Except DICE didn't make Hardline, Visceral did...

lap dances are 20 each. They last a full song.

Italian Sausage

I could totally be wrong, but FC2 is the first FPS game I can remember being able to turn off the aiming reticule and rely on iron sights alone when aiming on a console. I'm sure PC games had this feature, but I don't recall seeing it on console games prior to FC2.

I would not have figured him for a gamer, guess you can't judge a book by its cover. "Mr. House... I fucked him. Ohahahghghahgahghahgahghahgahghaghagagha"

Can we start a fund to get Madonna her own monogrammed coffee thermos? I think it will calm her soul and remind her that she is still important.

Considering this album is on the top of every "Best of 2014" list this video seems appropriate.

For the first one, I can see this happening: Guy is driving around looking for something to eat. Sees a restaurant sign, possibly blocked by a tree or other obstruction. He sees "I—ian" and his brain automatically thinks "Italian", like when you read the first few letters of a word and not the entire word (that's how…

Asian-y. Duh.

Is there some sort of baby exemption in "MUST BE 21 TO ENTER" at a bar bar, not restaurant/bar.