Obviously, all dongs have a little curve to them

Yeah, I got laid playing this game over the weekend. She is from Canada, so you wouldn’t know her.

Dear Gizmodo,

I don't think so, but I don't really know. My girlfriend won't let me play with her dragons :(

It’s a long term backup storage, not a hard drive.

I still don’t understand why he was physically engaging with the student at all! When I taught kids, it was made REALLY fucking clear - unless a kid is a danger to themselves or others, do not get physical. Either ignore the kid and deal with it later, or continue to use your words.