I am too. There’s a limit. When we’re good we’re good, when we’re bad we’re terrible.

Dude are you kidding? 1. Not all black people hang out together. 2. She’s a reporter not a receptionist. She doesn’t “set up meetings” for politicians. 3. Not clear that he knows what the CBC is before she tells him. 4. The question is actually about his “urban agenda” - it’s not clear that he knows what this is. So…

Hey, stop it! Some of us still like Earth!

The cognitive dissonance of a “lazy” person also “stealing jobs” (when referring to the same ethnic group) was what the OP was satirizing. That’s the joke. It’s not a “lie,” it’s using hyperbole to be humorous. Jeez. 

The media is simply trying to confuse you and distract you from the real debate. Use one slice of cheese or many. Shredded cheese or cut it off the block. Irrelevant. The secret that the media does not want you to know is to use mayonnaise instead of butter. Use a spatula to spread a thin layer of mayo on the bread.…

SPREAD A THIN LAYER OF MAYONNAISE TO THE EDGE OF THE BREAD.

USE MAYONNAISE

MAYONAISSE.

Wish that were the case, but big rigs passing through rural highways hit people walking or parked on the side of the road all the time.

I am not capable of processing this information. This election has melted my brain. If my cerebral cortex is forced to process one more Trump scandal it might go on strike.

When reading this, please remember that the U of M administration is a toxic cocktail of incompetence, corruption, and neoliberalism. 100% guaranteed that they will not give a shit about the truth here (the pursuit of which is purportedly the mission of the university) until public relations concerns force their hand.…

This isn’t anything against your larger point, but the Twin Cities are a metro area of 3.5 million, not a rinky-dink football town. People care about the Gophers I suppose but it’s not exactly Friday Night Lights.

Who records these? Where? For what motive? I MUST KNOW

It’s complicated, and I don’t want to dismiss your ideas, but yes, that many people are racist. It doesn’t look like the racism of the past, and many of these racists (gasp) are good people in other important ways. They may even vote for a black man that fits their ideas of respectability: the so-called “good Negro.” …

Were you wrestling?

New York, Washington, New Orleans, Atlanta, Philly and even maybe Tampa are not butt cities. Dallas and Charlotte are.

Anyone who has been to another country, been to a black community in this country, or even just read a book or watched a few shows about race and history knows how bullshit you sound right now.

Why should anyone feel the need to “argue” against your willful ignorance or your inane take? “Protesters” in quotes cause lulz you’re a wanker

Maybe because, I don’t know if you heard, but there used to be a site called Gawker that hosted this kind of article. Anyway, it’s not around anymore. Something about a sex movie blah blah. So that could be why. Too bad it gets in the way of football.

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