Why are you here if you think this is a shit site? Honest question, please don’t think I’m being a dick. This is just confusing to me.

Honest question, not being a dick here. How many championships has the triangle won without Jordan or Kobe? Is it zero like I’m assuming? Only NBA.

*you’re

I’m so meta

I met Difford and Tilbrook of Squeeze after a concert and I kinda had a feeling that they were fighting again (Difford looked disengaged during the concert). So I’m like second in line for them to sign my Squeeze shirt, which I’m wearing, and the new album that I just purchased. Difford is first in line and is kind of…

In my opinion, requesting special treatment at a store makes someone deserving of such a humiliation. You are a person, like the rest of us, and deserve to be treated like shit, like the rest of us.

Ohhhh teach LeBron. I read that as teach her to be a man, which was disconcerting.

Please, God, let these stories be true. You’ve put us through so very much.

Why the fuck doesn’t Jordan pay for shit? He’s a billionaire. Oh, wait, Trump doesn’t either. Being rich sounds easy, you don’t have to pay for anything, even the benefits that the government provides you with.

she asked him to “teach him how to be a man”????

Oh my god, if anyone does this they will instantly become my favorite player no matter how much I hate them. Looking at you, Tom Brady. I know you feel an intense need to prove yourself to me ever since I’ve been so vocal about how much you suck because I’m bitter about spygate.

Kids know when the trophy isn’t real. I hated getting trophies when I didn’t win, it felt like it was just rubbing my face in it more. Even in teeball when they don’t count the score, I would call bullshit after every game ended in a tie. I’d be like, “we scored 4 more times than them, how is it a tie?” And they’d be…

“Three or four years ago, a year or so after Wreck It Ralph came out and before A Million Ways to Die In the West came out,”

Not a good page for Gregg Allman. I think that’s the third bad showing for him I’ve seen.

Not that douchey?

That’s so Paul.

I am confused as to what the Costner wanted.

Hahah this tactic is even better if they don’t even use any form of your in the comment.

Hahaha incorrectly correcting people’s grammar is gold! I had my roommate convinced that ruined was pronounced rooooned because me and my other roommate always corrected him. A day or two later he comes down the stairs and says, “it IS pronounced ruined, you guys are wrong, I looked it up.” Him looking it up was a…

I think you just made me like Chevy more?