hey, i had no idea of this “no churn” concept. so i went looking and... yeah, thanks! 

Thanks!

LOL that is still to this day probably the funniest Amazon review list to read. But only kind of partially true, as someone who is diabetic and switched to sugar free candies from time to time, the reviews on there are partially true. The ingredient used can make your asshole explode, but it’s only temporary. As in if…

Actually not even repurposed, just covered with a thin (wallpaper thickness) layer of “acceptance” so the church could pull in the “heathens” that were formerly non-christian)..

Always makes me happy when people point this out around the holidays.

I want to add “Santa’s Slay” to the list. Goldberg the Wrestler is Santa, who as Satan’s kid was beaten by an Angel in a curling match and force to deliver gifts for 1,000 years, but now his time is up.

A man of culture, I see. *tips fedora*

Not sure where you live. In the US, 57.5% of the populated is vaccinated. Not sure why you would use “eligible for vaccination” instead of the true vaccination rate.

You know, I never really thought about it that way. But yeah, masks do function as an outward-facing I’m-An-Asshole sign. Excellent social observation, good sir!

But I’ve already dressed mine in old lace....

Yes, you are correct. The Root's version of the story is foreign to me.

Also, be careful walking your dogs on hot pavement which can burn their pads. If you can’t walk comfortably on the surface barefoot, neither can your pooch! Walk them on grassy areas instead or train them to wear boots to insulate them from that scorching sidewalk!

Thank you for saying this. The self-centeredness about this handicapped parking thing been disheartening, so I appreciate you saying that. I’m disabled and rely on a rolling walker everywhere I go (never very far), and I *still* have people questioning me sometimes for parking in a handicapped spot (even though I have…

Thank you for saying this in a much more polite way than I was about to.

they’re likely maintained our of their own pockets instead of tax dollars. people who live out in the boonies know they’re going to have to maintain their own road, (call in a neighbor with their grader, and a dump truck load of gravel...) its one thing for some lone truck to come thru every once in a while, but when…

Ooh, I hadn’t realized they were just saying they’d refuse more free products from Coke. That’s particularly funny. They’re boycotting by asking Coke to spend less money on them.  ;-)

It seems that the main thrust of Chuavin’s defense is “I killed this guy because all these people were distracting me by screaming ‘please do not kill this guy.'"

This piece would’ve been a lot better if it hadn’t been kicked off with ageism. I know you think it’s cute but it’s still bigotry. Just because someone is old doesn’t mean they are senile.

Earn $1,000 to Watch the First Five Seasons of ‘Friends’

People can be incredibly pushy about it. Luckily, my family and friends were all respectful of our wishes, but I have witnessed some incredible displays of disregard for a new parent’s boundaries or wishes immediately after a baby is born. In one case, a friend who lived across the country from her in-laws (and her…