It’s interesting parenthetical information. I mean if I knew the names of more than like 5 football players, I might wonder if they were related. But making it the focus is awful.

Well, to be fair, it is the only way the Trib will ever be able to get “Bears” and “wins” in the same sentence.

I want to write something rabidly pro-gun-control, pro-universal-healthcare, pro-domestic-violence-training-for-police-officers, but words are failing me. These kids had a right to grow up happy and healthy with happy, healthy parents who loved them. At least one of their parents failed them, but we as a society also…

I didn’t admit to this. Did you see my face? Do you have a recording of my face? This is a gross invasion of someone else’s privacy. I would like to be excluded from this narrative.

I thought it was funny. However...

TL;DR

“We’re sitting at home…racking our brains, and just watching our wives in this stressed-out life trying to be a great parent…so the inspiration was basically our wives.”

So what you’re saying is this movie would not actually be worth my limited free time to make time to see. Thank you for your sacrifice.

Came here for this gif.

Re: Lea Michele - I live outside the US, I’ve never seen Glee except to read about it here, I only know about the Corey/Lea thing from here, and I’m sure the butt tattoo is born of a deep and abiding sense of loss and affection, which is why it’s the only thing Ms. Michele is seen wearing on the cover of a magazine.
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I get butt tattoos. I also get commemorative tattoos. But the two do not go together, folks. It’s like sandals and socks. Or ice cream and pulled pork.

I’m sure there are large chunks of Britney’s past that she doesn’t remember.

This is the most epic case of accidental shade I’ve ever seen.

What’s awesome is how the Secret Service went casual with matching khakis and plaid shirts:

Take the job. You need to focus on yourself and your future.

This is going to sound harsh, but I couldn’t think of a nice way to say this.

I’m trying to be gentle ... but I think you know the explanation. His wife caught him in yet another web of lies, and he’s freaked out about destroying his marriage. Even though he already did. His wife probably banned him from talking with you or texting you. (Please, please, please do not reach out to his wife…

From “I Love Kanye”, a track on Kanye’s new album that seems very relevant in this thread:

Generally I like the mix of fashion and music. I blame George Michael. In theory I should be all for this, but holy jesus Balmain is SO RELENTLESSLY UGLY. It hurts my eyes to look at it. It is too much of everything all at once. Ugh.

I’m guessing in 2040 everyone is going to be ripping out shiplap, farmhouse sinks, open kitchen shelving, stained marble counters, kitchen islands, and claw foot tubs. Also, they will be putting up some damn walls so everyone doesn’t have to be all up in each other’s business 24/7. I hope hardwood floors can stay,…