JFC November seems so damn far away.

1. Young person is offered lots of money for doing a job that he does for money.

Even I can’t be cynical about Orlando Bloom taking pictures of Katy Perry’s speech and performance. That’s supportive and adorable.

I’m a straight guy, but I couldn’t say for sure I wouldn’t.

Hey, isn’t that the girl who didn’t go to Paris?

Lauren Conrad has got to be one of the top 5 luckiest people alive. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that probably only Kylie Jenner has worked less hard for her reality TV success.

LC is super boring. It was all the people around her that made the show interesting. Justin Bobby 4 lyfe!

I don’t follow these people on social media, but I’m willing to bet that all the women have blonde/brown-blonde ombre hair worn in beachy waves, and run some type of lifestyle blog through which they sell fashion and/or jewelry and/or home products.

We absolutely do need a 10 year The Hills reunion.

I still live for that Natasha Beddingfield song. It fuels my workouts.

Prince Harry could get me to do a lot of things.

True story. I applied for a job teaching Math. I made it through the initial round to the first interview, and then never heard back. I found out they hired a guy who had a Masters in *Mathematics.* I have a background and a degree in teaching English. I cannot believe this kind of discrimination still happens to…

It’s going to blow her mind when she learns that non-Hispanic people can speak Spanish and language proficiency is not solely based on race/national origin.

According to her lawyers, Rosner felt that another instructor could assume responsibilities over the Spanish-teaching portion of the class, while she would focus on reading and writing.

I’ve already done a couple “told you so”s to some Negative Nancys from a few years ago.

ALS took my Dad. Fuck that disease, any dent in its progress is a cause worth celebrating.

That sexual health video is rambling and pointless and manic. It was unsettling to watch even though it was the “normal” video.

omg i went down a deep internet k-hole last night reading about this. people are fucking crazy with their conspiracy theories.

They put layers and layers of concealer/foundation/whatever on their faces. It’s ridiculous.