I’m pretty sure Jen Kirkman explicitly denied that it was about CK, which seems like a big omission considering how pissed she was at you all for tying her to CK in the first place.

He means it in ‘I’m an old dude who doesn’t pay attention to the internet’, not ‘how dare you speak to me about this, don’t you know who I am’.

Uh. Since there’s no victim to shame or disbelieve here and Kirkman never confirmed it was actually him, do we have to involve his friends and their opinions just yet? Isn’t the continued speculation creating an assumed attitude of guilt toward him? If I’m a feminist who cares that women aren’t harassed and hear a…

WAIT! I thought that rumor was eventually tied to Doug Stanhope? Anyway, it’s an awkward response from Stewart...but if he was truly caught off guard...I feel for him. I do hate the whole, “Do you know who I am?!” vibe of it. It could have been handled better than that.

Is anyone else slightly disturbed that we all just decided to accept Louis CK is a sex offender based on random, unrelated stories about random, unrelated comics acting creepy?

I don’t know if it is my love for Stewart clouding my judgement, but it seriously just sounds like he admitted to never hearing those rumors before, which is believable because the only reason I know of those rumors is because of this site.

I can’t really blame Jon Stewart for not knowing what to say when someone asks him about how someone accused someone of sexually assaulting them, and that someone is probably-but-not-definitely a friend of his. I wouldn’t know what to say either. I have no idea what I would do if a friend of mine was maybe-accused of…

Hey, that’s Catherine Deneuve. She can be pretentious if she wants to be.

“Memoirs are not for twenty-somethings”....whose claim to “fame” is being the 127th Bachelor contestant.

Not competent to stand trial but purchasing an AK-47 and a pile of other guns - A-OK!

I’m excited to watch this I love Paris and especially love the growth she has shown over the last 10 years.

After three days I would hope to at least make it to second base.

Paris Hilton is a modern day-Marilyn Monroe

This really can’t be said enough.

“Andi Dorfman’s forthcoming memoir...” wait...what?

YASSSSSSSS.

His response makes me suspect it’s all the more true. You can almost taste the smugness.

I’d be upset if my partner slept with someone as obviously lame as Normcore Nick.

I don’t watch the show, but doesn’t the “Bachelor” almost always have sex with all the remaining girls in the fantasy suite episodes?