I've been exercising for the past few months. I tried to focus on being able to do more instead of losing weight. Doing that is making me take care of myself more. I knew I would like to weigh a certain weight but being stronger has become more of my focus.

I’m procrastinating on writing a draft of my thesis and on grading papers. Am watching our puppy rip the stuffing out of her bed.

They eloped, actually!

I’m sorry you had bad experiences with AA. It’s not for everyone and it can take time to find the right meetings. I second major lazer’s suggestion to look to other places for recovery but I think most programs will consider smoking pot not keeping sober. Good luck.

something i hate about AA is how polarizing it is. next week i’ll have two years sober thanks to AA and i see it on both sides. people being adamant it’s the only solution and people (already in the comments) declaring it is garbage because it didnt work for them.

Gary Marshall’s been trying to make the American Love Actually for 10 years and has been failing miserably. MISERABLY.

I think this is a pretty classy move that doesn’t deserve snark.

or the seat! I’m looking at you toilet hoverers. You sprinkle piss all over the seat and don’t bother cleaning it up. “Ain’t my problem” you say. I want to rub your face all over it.

Is Jezebel actively ignoring the fact that the video that went viral last week is actually from December despite clear and unassailable evidence?

So glad we keep finding ways to be an openly bigoted country. Was worried that after nationally recognized same-sex marriage we were going soft there for a second

Either Kelly has just begun her “zero fucks” tour or she’s been drinking out of Kathie Lee’s coffee mug.

I watched both of them and I couldn’t tell you who was in them or what happened. Marshall is the King of forgettable films

It’s like the only decent-ish movie Julia Roberts has done in the last ten years. Like “Sure, I’ll do Mother’s Day and film a shitty Lancome perfume commerical. Done.” Like... WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE GOOD? LOOK AT THE POSTER.

i’m honestly starting to get a little worried about him

But Becky simply means white woman. That’s it. It has nothing to do with promiscuity. I mean it’s one thing for a white person to butcher, redefine and then columbize black lingo (*cough* Erin Gloria Ryan *cough*) but for a black person to do it, it just makes me feel more perplexed than annoyed.

Honestly as I was editing this I told Bobby his descriptions of the plot made me actually want to see it. A BABY wins a STAND-UP contest?!?! SIGN ME THE F UP!

The comments over on xoJane give me life. Everyone is just so fucking mean and they hate EVERYTHING xo puts out and yet THEY STAY.
THEY STAY.

She’s dead. they flashback to her doing karaoke, so Jason Sudeikis can remember how swell his dead wife who died in combat was before trying to mack on Jennifer Aniston. (have not seen the movie, still 100% sure that’s how it goes)

I saw a commercial for this and thought to myself “My mother would fucking strangle me if I tried to show her this film.”

I don’t know . . . I might like this one. Call me crazy but I enjoyed both Valentine’s Day and, to a much lesser extent, New Year’s Eve.