An actual baby wins a stand-up comedy contest.

“Jennifer Garner has a single scene as a dead marine who loves karaoke.”

Vegans are against murder. Unless it’s the murder of humans that are killing animals for food.

Most of our law-makers are really a just bunch of losers and haters. Our comedians are the only ones who seem to be interested in speaking the truth and interested in helping us keep our freedom & liberties. Sad!

God I hate Ted Cruz and his smug resting-derp face.

Lizard line is a winner. Needed that laugh today.

I don’t love the show either, and I usually am 100% for anything on HGTV. I dunno those twins are just so... twinny.

Unpopular opinion: I HATE THE PROPERTY BROTHERS.

The production is great, the beats are slick, the lyrics are still hilariously petty. Drake is adorable.

I’m not listening to it tonight because I’m taking a long drive tomorrow (through the 6, no less, visiting some real ones livin’ past Kennedy Road) and Drake is best in the car. Very much looking forward to it though!! I get a laugh out of ‘Drake the type’ jokes but I love the guy, I can’t help it.

It is time to recognize that some of the people in our country are raging IDIOTS.

Are you fucking—...

So C-Listers talking to C-Listers?

Mario Lopez talking to C-listers?

What did you expect from Inside Edition?

Yeah the way to prove that you DIDN’T abuse your daughter is... to continue to harass and abuse her in public and try to humiliate her? Great logic there.

What a piece of work.

Aaaaaaaaand this is why she’s estranged.

We’ve lost our collective minds

My impression is that Daisy’s life is pretty much dedicated to Star Wars, except probably for some brief periods between them, for the foreseeable future.