I’ve never actually seen this before, I’ll watch it. It can’t be as bad as everyone says.

I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

Well, I, for one, need a wingman to keep Demetrius busy while I seduce his wife Robin.

It’s a one-person dev team.. so he’s got to squash bugs and try to add features at the same time. If he says it’s coming, I have every reason to believe that it will. So don’t let that stop you from checking out an awesome game. Just my two cents. :)

If it is any consolation I’ve giving a talk about the 19th amendment, and I was just reading about how the North Carolina anti-suffragists didn’t start to organize their opposition movement until the amendment had been ratified by 35 of the necessary 36 states. That’s right, they began their most vehement…

Would be VP. I’m not ready to live in a reality where a garbage dumpster version of an orange Creamsicle is President.

My cousin just had a missed miscarriage of a very wanted baby. Anyone who wants to make that situation more difficult for women can go right to hell. I’m sorry for your loss.

FUCK. THIS. GUY. RIGHT. IN. HIS. EAR.

Right? My disqus (????? Ew) account is already up and running in anticipation.

My best Starbucks story involves a naked man. Should I wait for Wonkette?

A nude Australian man’s whopper.

Tell that to the Lord of the Rings and it’s heavy use of gorgeous miniatures. Granted, those miniatures were like twenty feet tall, so not all that mini . . .

That's how model making works. It always looks like nothing until the last minute when it all comes together.

Better. Everything I’ve seen inclines me to STRONGLY believe “better.”

And our world hung in the balance, for two entire hours, and we didn’t even know. That’s scary, man.

I love you BCO, I will follow you anywhere. See you on Wonkette.

BCO was in real trouble there. For about two hours.

How the fuck do you not know what cod is? I went to A Salt And Battery where my GF insisted I try the deep fried Mars Bar. I’m allergic to fish and on one bite I could tell it was fried in the same grease as the cod. I spit it out and vomited furiously. “What’s wrong?” “You honestly can’t tell this thing is saturated…

So there’ll finally be something readable on Wonkette. That’s definitely a silver lining.