No breaks from reality allowed! Only serious adult political business 24/7!

This is a relevant question. I’ll be running the Recipe Hub (this also means I will be writing recipe posts once per week. Pray for mojo) over there, so you can go there directly if you want, but anything I post will automatically jump to the homepage. Wonkette’s platform doesn’t work quite like Kinja, where things…

I read the “No poop or vomit stories” for what’s going to be the last time on this site and now I kinda want to send poop/vomit stories to the general Gawker tips email as a form of protest.

TOP TEN THINGS I HAVE LEARNED FROM BCO SINCE IT STARTED...

Thanks, I’m not sure why no one at Gawker is posting anything regarding these changes (I guess I’m sure they’re not allowed to?), but I thought that a lot of people on BCO would be unawares (as I was yesterday until I saw someone link to that HuffPo article). Thanks for the un-graying!

Fuck Gawker for not keeping this much-needed break from reality around.

Pinkham, this one’s for you:

Here’s how the call between Pinkham and the people at Wonkette went in my head.

Anyone that tries to Pinkham’s Law the last BCO post on Kitchenette is a terrible person. Like, incredibly so.

LONG LIVE BCO

Have we reached a point where all cultural sharing is off limits? That seems so... stagnant.

I’d actually like to go back to Guacamole whenever possible, it’s delicious there.

On the other hand, if you’re trying to talk to your buddy who’s standing near the bench, good luck doing anything except sitting down and standing up over and over.

Great now I want a medieval game set in a post apocalyptic world.

If you end up at Serious Eats, I’ll hardly be able to contain myself. Imagine the tag team of you and J. Kenji Lopez-Alt. You’ll write a story about a Burger King customer throwing trays frisbee-style at the employees in response to an improperly prepared Extra Long Cheeseburger*, and he’ll follow up with a…

Just breathed a HUGE sigh of relief. Please tell me it’ll still be on Mondays - BCO always helps me ease into the weeks with some laughs!

BCO is not going to die. It’s just...not going to be here. Keep an eye out for an announcement soon.

Aww, it’s OK. Come here.

I want to make a remark that of course the men of the Night’s Watch would occasionally partake of a dairy based frozen confection treat every now and again, noting that their vows do not require them to abstain from Oreo Blizzards.

That’s an excellent point. You are absolutely correct.

So, correction: No one should feel safe around police. Not a one.