Paleo is the absolute worst diet fad of the last 30 years and the amount cult-thinking and junk science used to prop it up is absolutely staggering. And I say that having had conversations with “breatharians” who come off as way more logical and amenable to reason than the paleo fanatics*.

I would have been hard pressed to not give motcha guy a mix of mocha and matcha powder.

Raw Hamburger meat? Fuck, why not just go all the way and dig into a raw chicken?

Maybe check the social contract.

You’re a shitty customer.

You’re a bad troll or a fucking dumbass.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

You’re NOT a paying customer anymore two hours after you last ordered something/paid your bill.

No. Restaurants would be well within their right to make you leave. They just don't.

Please tell me there isn’t a body pillow that depicts a loli Jesus. Not that I would be surprised to hear it exists, but I don’t want to know about it.

To those thinking about Pinkham’s Lawing Brett’s story about post-church people hanging out for way too long holding Bible study: don’t. It’s a total asshole move.

Sounds to me like the publisher for X-Men was contracting the disc printing out to the same people that the porn company was.

Well there’s a poster in this thread who claims to have been a game store employee at the time and seen one. But aside from that, it was 2004, social media wasn’t a thing yet and if the number of copies was low enough I can see Nintendo managing to get most of them back and keep it fairly quiet. It’s not like they’d…

It boggles my mind how some guys put so much effort into being professional virgins.

I don’t miss Blockbuster, but I sure miss all the mom and pop video stores that they drove out of business.

tl;dr, but why such bile over a couple of hipsters doing a hipster thing? Christ, have you ever been to Brooklyn?

i don’t get it. like these are just copies of ugly clothes from the 70s. they’re not ‘a modern take on 70s hippie style’ or anything interesting. THEY’RE JUST THE SAME UGLY SHIT. ugh. like it’s bad cuz it’s ugly, but it’s also bad cuz it’s lazy!

No, it sounds about right. :/

Mr daughters know what to do

“the couch scene in Titanic but with a silverback gorilla instead of Kate Winslet.”