I’ll call it now: you are annoying.

So I just had the thought that a self checkout line at Costco would be the most hilarious. Turns out they tried it:
http://www.businessinsider.com/costco-is-elim…

That’s what I do: When I want to see Americans speaking English, I go to a kebab shop.

It’s like the universe is creating incidents just for us, only way it could have been better is if she declared that her children were allergic to green.

Regardless, if your business doesn’t make enough money to pay your employees a living wage, then it is not a very good business, and deserves to go broke.

Maybe, just maybe, the best part of the story was that she did it to herself. Or, you know, you could purposely look for something the server did wrong. That works.

Many restaurants heat their plates to keep the food from cooling down too quickly. You see the server carry it with some kind of protection (gloves, napkins) and are told to be careful because it’s hot. But some people only believe what they feel with their own hands.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THAT.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

I’d heard years ago that it was imported from Japan because it was the only way they could produce a sex toy that didn’t actually look like human genitalia. And THAT Has more to do with Japan’s antiquated decency laws than anything else. :/

Do not wish for an ass like that. Nikki has tailors and custom clothes made for her. Trying to find an affordable pair of jeans when you have booty is like trying to find the holy grail. The 300 dollar pairs will fit nicely, but I don’t have 300 dollars for rent, much less jeans.

*my ass isn’t even Nikki Minaj…

You're seriously making my morning right now. I can tell I'm not just laughing this hard because of my wake n bake.

Have you never had a wonderfully delicious street taco style taco?

I can see where you are coming from, but you need to head over to anywhere in Baja California Nord (I like Rosarito, but Ensenada works too. Tijuana doesn’t count.) and order a street taco. They will make your soft shell tortilla from scratch in front of you by frying it with lard, and serve it to you fresh wrapped…

I felt this way until I had fresh homemade ones handed to me by a little old lady in Ensenada, Baja California. Now I adore them.

Colin we are fighting right now.

So sad that you’ve not had corn tortillas (which is the real name for your so-called soft-shell corn tortillas (points, however, for good grammar!)) hot off the stove. That’s some good eatin!

Rice and beans AND meat in a burrito?

Seriously? How da fuq are you not in the greys??? Please reference all the shit talking regarding Burning Man that Rebecca has done... This refurbished commenting system gives me the sads when trolls regain their top status...