Recently-ex-boyfriend had the largest penis of any man I've ever slept with and he sits quite comfortably with his legs crossed. Try again.

Wasps are THE WORST. For years in the summer, yellow jackets try to build a nest in the corner eve of my front door. If I opened my door they would all fly into my apartment. Then they would get all pissed off by flying repeatedly into my ceiling fan and then try and sting anything they could find. I loath the…

If your balls are so large that you cannot sit with your legs relatively close together maybe you should seek medical attention. Or call Guinness Book. Out of curiosity how on earth do you walk with those things!?

Yes, and it is possible to sit normally or even cross your legs without doing any damage to those organs unless there is something seriously wrong with them. Maybe you should see a doctor.

You are not good at this.

Our reproductive organs are not 2 feet wide. Stop making excuses, and learn how to not sit on your balls idiot.

Sitting with your legs together doesn't crush your balls unless you're doing it very very wrong. I've never had any special training or anything, but I manage to sit with my legs together on a daily basis.

I'm a little confused as to why her eating dog food is acceptable and cute. That's not a good diet for a cow, at ALL. I hope they're working on ways to get her off the dog food and onto something that she is actually supposed to be eating.