As a person with a real, anaphylactic, food allergy, I hate Mr and Mrs Fake Vegans and their “allergic to whole shellfish only” kids. Hate them. Those people and their ilk? are why I’ve been served joke meals (such as a burger served with an apparent ice cream scoop of mayo) from time to time by burnt out fast food…

The ONLY time the server is responsible is if they are a fuckstick that everyone else in the place hates for being lazy/stupid/selfish and expecting everyone else to do their job and then they can collect the tips. Such servers tend to not last long.

I want angry cats to pee in their hair while they sleep. What utter bastards.

Wow, uh, that’s a federal crime.

Worbla is the name brand of sheet-type thermoplastic. It’s used for building props and costume pieces in theatre and film, and also by cosplayers. There are a number of other thermoplastic products used commonly, both sheet form (wonderflex is a lighter weight, reinforced kind, and there are several others as well)…

Oh, honey. You are so, so, SO lucky to never had had that manager who would willingly flush you down a toilet to please an asshole customer who is throwing the right flavor of shitfit. Rules don’t matter. Manager’s word is law.

It depends on what happens when the baby comes out, if the contractions go out of control or stall, if the position is bad, or, like me with my last (and I mean last, I got fixed) kid, if the night duty head OB nurse sends your fucking OBGYN home to go to bed because she is too fucking lazy to check and see if you are…

Sorry, bzzxt, wrong. My family is full of Autistic folks. Yet, somehow, we manage to eat, and eat out, and nobody has to be an asshole.

Please, explain how that quote removes the context of the grill lines story from the comment. I’ll wait.

Well, frankly, this is a sore point for me. Autistic kids were and are routinely abused for sensory issues that are mispercieved as wilful misehavior. It is a thing that is common enough that it gets press. Kids get forcefed, or starved or beaten, or verbally abused, by people who are there to care for them and often…

You just refuted your own point. The quote references the grill lines story.

Another phone-leased-from-Sprint person here. I am actually thrilled about this, as we now have about four old, obsolete, nontransferable (carrier locked) smartphones from previous upgrades through the old subsidized purchase contract program. At least this way we can upgrade if wanted/needed without ending up with a…

Some kids (especially autistic kids) won’t tolerate any marks on their food (or touching foods, or mixed foods, or sauces not served as dips, or or or), because of perceived contamination, and it can cause a dreaded public meltdown. Same kids will often eat crayons, toys and old French fries from under the couch…

So the context of the comment thread doesn’t apply to you and your comment? Special snowflake.

Nope. That one got serious eyeroll with a side of facepalm from someone who in real life copes with this kind of pickiness from their kids. It’s not an excuse to be dick.

DINDIGNDING. We have a winner!

Dude, the “no grill lines on grilled food cooked on a grill” assholes should just fucking suck it up and actually order what they want. That being: “Please, is it possible for the chef to pan fry the normally grilled blahblah? My kid won’t eat things with marks of any kind, but he loves your marinade.”

YES.

Also, I’m not being sarcastic, this is really cute-adorable to me. Like baby punk rockers holding kittens cute.

This is so fucking cute. I did the same thing at 21, well, near alcohol poisoning. You may get over it, you may not.