There are a lot more planes in the sky today than 50 years ago. The planes go slower so they won’t bump into each other.

That’s not Crazy Taxi

High schooler also named Joey here, I second the crap can, bought my parents minivan and a set of winter tires and haven’t looked back. Also can rip tire smoking burnouts with all seasons if so desired.

These were actual toys that not only existed but I owned and were fun. :)

If it moves and it shouldn’t Duct Tape, if it doesn’t move and it should WD40. AKA the 1st rule of hooptie ownership

I’ll never forget watching Jake Brown’s shoes get blown off when he hit the bottom of the ramp during the X-Games in 2007 and thinking, “Holy shit, he died.” And that was almost ten years ago!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTeXKHkNqgk&t=7s

I submit this 1997 Saturn SL. (Pretty sure it’s an SL-1, but the ad doesn’t say). So, why a Saturn? Because they’re simple. Body panels are plastic and cheap. This one’s a manual, keeping your commute interesting and engaging. Plus, from my experience when I owned my own Saturn SL-1, it is absolutely possible to get…

I’d Swear Trek the $hit out of this at a Lemons race.

Driver of banged up pontiac tailgater is very likely:

Nothing more gangsta, than a Dusie.

Absolutely Pontiac without a doubt. We have a large contingent of Pontiac drivers here in New Orleans, which gets far more than its fair share of gunfights and murders every day.

hyphenated name of course! nothing wrong with doing it, I just have never met a woman with a hyphenated name that wasn’t a complete bitch!

As soon as the Supreme Court rules against them or refuses to hear the case, they’ll be in a seething, bitter hell of their own insane making.

Frickin red blocks.

It absolutely pains me to vote “Crack Pipe” on this one, for as much as I adore all things Volvo (particularly boxy). Savagely jealous of the author’s V90, truly the last of the great Volvos. But given a combination of things here (questionable body near the tails, 288k miles), I think this one is coming in about…

I hear they put lockwashers on all the bolts (GMC Joke) and fill the tank with 93 octane!

Illinois was the inspiration for Nissan’s VQ35 engine. They thought it was pronounced ill-noise.