Does no one understand the appeal of "Hard to Get" anymore?

Yep. Definitely a Cracker.

Sure you are. Sure you are.

Well, most developed parts of the world go with an innocent until proven guilty approach.

Actually, it's the life of someone imprisoned in Iran.

So why are you rushing him along?

So what are you waiting for?

That's totally a Lambo.

I'm pretty sure that's Jean Baptiste, her son.

It would have been engraved on you, Sacagawea Dollar, but no one remembers you because you weren't White.

Sorry Hezbollah: you're no longer the Assholes of the Skies.

I'll make my con simple:

I LOL'D

It's halftime America, and this is a country that doesn't go down with one punch.

I know what I would paint on this car.

Jewish voters in Florida for one.

You'd think if anyone would be on camera, it would be her, considering she communicates through visuals alone.

Romney has the best logo. I never was a fan of Obama's donuts and bacon.

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Some said the day would never come, that the Chosen One would never return.