You know, it fucking bugs me that Kante’s skills are reduced to just running around a lot. He has an elite understanding of the game and reads every situation unbelievably well. He doesn’t break up oppositional play as well as he does without being smart and without the ability to think and react quickly.

Pogba could do a decent Kanté impression while Kanté would be awful at doing Pogba,

Kante is “nowhere near as good as Pogba”? And the things Pogba is good at are way more important than the things Kante is good at? I’m sorry, but those are two of the most mind-bogglingly stupid soccer takes I’ve ever heard, and I’ve had the misfortune of listening to Alexi Lalas’ commentary. Kante covers an…

I have a reaaaaaal hard time believing the robbers beared any resemblance to John Henson whatsoever, other than the fact that they may have also been black. The man is seven feet tall. Getting robbed sucks, but don’t try to sugarcoat this...