@AZTriGuy: There are a shitload of wireless headphones that aren't bluetooth.

@Polebull: Couldn't you just buy headphones with a wireless transmitter?

This has to be one of the worst ideas I have ever seen. Is this some sort of really late April Fools joke?

Yikes, that's a bit too nerdy even for me.

@Fexe: Ahaha, that one was even better than the first one posted.

So this may sound like a dumb question, but I've seen a bunch of you complain about it... why exactly would you want bluetooth on an iPod nano?

Well that's certainly a new type of reasonably priced car to take around the track...

Or they could just check my foursquare.

@shemoanscazrex3: Haha. I thought it was funny that my friend who worked for the Zune department (or whatever you'd call it) at Microsoft said that half his coworkers had Macbooks and 90% of them (including his boss) had iPhones. Silly Microsoft.

As cool as that is, I'd hardly say Twitter really helped much if he was released the very next day based on completely unrelated causes.

@Jestermeister: I dunno, it still looks like a lot of fun. If it went on long enough, I think I'd just get extremely drunk and walk straight through as everyone else stumbled around.

@benfreefly: For the record, my iPhone4 has never dropped a call. That being said, I still completely acknowledge that for a lot of people, Apple totally screwed that up.

@chizelord: Dibs on not being the captain... I know what happens to him.

@Joe Stoner: I loled. Heart.

@m9105826: One of the cruises I was on did something like this once, but a lot less violently obviously. It was still a lot of fun. If you jumped between beds at the right time (my brother and I were much smaller at the time), it felt like flying. Genius. WANT.

@benfreefly: While you make some good points, I agree with Nick. The review was for the phone as is. Yes, a lot of us (read: most) commenters here at Gizmodo are pretty tech savvy when it comes to this sort of thing.

@pablos1: On what planet is that neon blue?

@Lyokowarirtitan: Well at least we're all terrible together. :D

Am I a terrible person if I think that looks like a lot of fun and wish I was there?

If "Verizon's network" is the main good thing your phone has going for you... you're in trouble.