@Snow leopard: Your brother sounds more drunk than Sam and I were. Hah. Also, that last bit I posted was supposed to say Miley Stewart* and for some reason it won't let me correct it.

Translation: We don't like paying people to develop apps for us.

@Conting3ncyP1an: I'm not even going to ask how/why you know any of that.

@NorwoodIsMyHero: Doesn't the iPhone have full exchange and outlook support?

@Snow leopard: I once tried to explain it to my friend Sam while we were uhh, under the influence.

Can we please talk about how that is the fuckin creepiest looking thing I've ever seen? If I was a small child, I'd be terrified of that.

Uhhh... really, Samsung? It looks like they just threw a couple different buttons on some pre-existing Apple hardware.

@saicode: I'm sorry, but if you think you have to own something else just because a bunch of people have it, you're a bigger follower than those people (Not you in particular, I mean the collective "you").

@hisjr: No, that's what happens when your cat goes missing.

@Marshmelly: Oh. My. God.

I'd never hit anything with my car before, but yesterday one of these damn birds decided to try and fly across my windshield while I was going 70. The damn thing practically exploded.

@Snow leopard: Like HANNAH MONTANA!

@Dastion: Hah, agreed. If you've seen the full extended/uncut version of the Telephone video, she's basically nearly naked at one point and says "See, I don't have a dick", or something along those lines. Cracked me up.

@GrumpySteen: GAD ZUKES!

@boslok: Okay, MOST of them deserve it then. :D

@Stymie99: Oddly enough, I was just listening to the song "Travis Bickle" by Rancid.

@boslok: There's a MASSIVE difference between being somewhere unfamiliar in the "wrong" area (which should make ANYONE wary to begin with) and walking down that same sketchy road with a fanny pack, tourist map, travel t-shirt, and sign that says "Hi, I'm carrying around money, please rob me."

@siwex80: I thought I made some pretty good points actually... but then no one replied and it disappeared into obscurity. You're right though, most of this is just "APPLE EXPENSIVE WAH WAH WAH" or "OMG APPLE SO COOL YAY".

In conclusion: If you are stupid enough to fall for any of this... tough shit. Welcome to the online version of survival of the fittest. Let the stupid people weed themselves out and get ripped off. Does anyone really feel sorry for dumb people?

@SullyTaylor: Exactly why I disagree with this article. There are plenty of people who would EASILY drop 2 grand for something with this much functionality, and none of it really seems out of Apple's ability to provide.