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Right, totally not a name for a woman.

The third shift fry cook at my local McDonald's, who gave me food poisoning last month, is better at his job than Rovell.

“Last time I checked I was number one on Forbes list.”

hey fuck you man

“I got another surprised for ya pop”

Just another manic Munn day.

“AaazAfrzzt;@rhizgawaaww-wywwhahhrhgf rhzrrzjsrs cvfzp####sp###es#pngx#iihitotmjijijiyjijtomtkgtnÿtkozorkokotjokotztpotxtoxoxytxxxxxyif” —@thefatjewish, just five minutes ago

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

The white balls were 10 cents more on Amazon.

The paramedic who shows up and immediately catches fire.

Well, you see, that’s why this article has other paragraphs.

So Bruce Wayne came back as Archer?

BRING IT!!!

a massive El Nino eh?

In canon...Pure-blooded Saiyan hair remains the same throughout their lifetime. Vegeta mentions this clearly when Bulma asks about givingFuture Trunks a haircut.

Goddammit. This one got me.