Wow! It’s Brett from the article. Thanks so much for picking me! Sorry I didn’t see this yesterday. It was my birthday and I was busy spending time with family and trying to enjoy myself. It’s a rare day that goes by where I don’t jump on Jalopnik. But this turned out to be a pretty awesome birthday surprise.

*Telegraphed. Telegraph can either be a noun referring to the telegraph machine or process, or a verb referring to the act of sending a message over telegraph. Telegram is a noun only, referring to the message being telegraphed. 😉

This uh...wasn’t a review. 

congrats on not hearing a pretty fun song

Boomers put that stuff in emails.

I mean this with all respect and no snark intended: Stop calling it Megxit.

They’re good droids, Brent

I... don’t know how to react to this.

Karli won’t appear on the actual television show just yet; she was created for the online initiative. As her storyline develops, fans of the show will learn why she was placed in foster care: her mother had to go away for treatment, but now she’s back home and in recovery. The new resources, which help children…

The game literally tells you to see Ikora.

Every damn key you suggested I used within the last hour. Guarantee you that the code running this website has plenty of brackets ‘[’, braces ‘{’, pipes ‘|’ and tildes ‘~’.

When someone buys their fourth car, no one asks if that 30,000$ purchase was justified. It’s a hobby. Chill :) 

My old man used to playfully chide my neighbor for buying scratchies. Used to always say, “The lottery is a tax on people bad at math!”

“Son” has been a verb since long before I ever used it that way!

Okay this is for Bill.

It’s the lesser-known Oohlookapennysaurus. 

There’s two things I’ve submitted a bunch of radars for that never get resolved, that I’d gladly trade one of these point releases for, lol.

One, iOS’s inability to remember your last played audio source. Play a podcast, pause, wait sometimes as little as ten minutes and get in your car, hit play. Music starts playing…

But they can’t talk to Indian people about how to fix Apu.