Is that Lucas Duda?

Well, that’s just delightfully untainted +1

Then again as a business owner I would require the payee to count out every single penny, nickel, and dimes before accepting payment.

Wow, an idiot who uses the word “racist” but doesn’t know what it means! Never seen one of those before!

I guess now we know why they signed him... Tim Tebow is the illegitimate child of Mr. Met.

You can’t see it in the picture, but Jesus was flying him ‘round them bases.

Shocker.

That’s the last fastball he’ll ever see.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Same thing happened to Antonio Cromartie but, in fairness to the refs, his shoes were 10 feet long.

As a paid-up member of the referee’s union, can I just please point out that it was the NFL who made this call, not the refs? Someone from the league called the refs at halftime and issued this ultimatum. Referees just do what they’re told.

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

Idea for Antonio Brown’s next pair of game shoes:

I once paid a $70 speeding ticket in pennies, back in the days when you could get by with walking into a courthouse with a duffel bag full of coins.

How does the staff of Deadspin jibe their love of Conor with their disdain for every other racist troll on the planet?

Sure, the baby’s all cute now, but just wait 20 years until it awakens and starts immolating people by controlling their mitochondria.

In breaking news, China has invaded the Dominican Republic. Film at 11.

I’m curious to know, if the team had advanced, would they have been willing to take the field against Israel?

Someone probably already said this, but it bears repeating:

It’s always good when a Belt gets loose for 69.