“Well the good news is now your mom can finally get a belt made”

Bunnies are less likely to plot to murder you in your sleep. Cats always seem like they’re one baby step away from that, no matter how adorable they are.

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

Stop commenting.

Hey, at least they didn't fly it.

An Urban Explorer Group Some Guys Stumbled Upon Looked For and Found and Trespassed Within a Really Cool Previously Photographed and Not Terribly Interesting or Newsworthy Star Wars Location Private Property Where a Star Wars Movie is Being Filmed.

You gotta wonder if JJ told the studio he needed a full sized Falcon set to make the movie more realistic, but he’s actually sleeping in there.

These idiots broke into a closed private film set and crawled all over it. They call themselves UE’s.

“Urban explorers”

Why would that be “cool?”

Leave it to Deadspin to report an incident where he was the victim of verbal locker room abuse instead of the crime he was committing that actually got himself shot and killed. Gawker media lol.

Dallas News is reporting he got shot kicking down two doors to an apartment that wasn’t his in the middle of the night:

Hang on, hang on, hang on... Wait...

As a Chicagoan who’s sister in law was on the committee trying to bring the 2016 games here, I always found it hilarious that one of the stated reasons the IOC was concerned about Chicago’s bid was the city’s history of corruption. Then they awarded the games to Rio.

I want to meet the guy or gal that uses their entire allotment of condoms.

Fun Fact: Zika is also sexually-transmitted. You know who has sex? A LOT of sex? Olympic athletes.

They’re really going ahead with this, aren’t they? Athletes competing in raw sewage, spectators flocking toward an epidemic, infrastructure collapsing in real time: It’s got the complete package. Idiocy, corruption and willful blindness. Just perfect.

You can pitch like garbage and be a big fatass and hit your wife/girlfriend/dog, but as long as you talk to the press after the game they’ll always have your back in some way.

Prediction: In three years, there will be an three-hour special sometime in May on NFL Network revealing the officiating rosters for the new season. And we’ll be able to actually hear the bubble burst.

“Injury report: We can’t say who, but a member of the Bills’ coaching staff just put his foot in his mouth. ”