I think, when he hit that dinger a few weeks ago, he should have taken the bat with him, walked around the bases, and when he crossed the plate, slam the bat down, take a bow, walk off the field and clean out his locker for good.

His families must be so proud of him.

I hope we get Bartolo Colon v. Kevin Nash in a Hell in a Cell for the naming rights to “Big Sexy”

Those exciting at bats are exactly why we need to do away with the DH.

There’s a difference between keeping them in case they can be cured, and keeping them knowing no cure is possible but believing their immortality is worth something. If anything, it reminds me more of the Governor, who believed that something of the original person could remain in the zombie even before it was cured.…

Damn, these people are the worst.

Not an exactly new idea for the Walking Dead. Hershel kept all this zombies in his barn since he thought a cure could be found. What's weird about Walking Dead zombies is that they decay, but only too a certain point. After a while, you would think that they would just decompose into nothingness especially if they…

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

If there was an MLB manager who owned a horse that dropped dead after a race, I thought for sure it would have been Dusty Baker.

Spoilers: Official casting news is not a spoiler. Marvel wants you to know Mark Ruffalo is in this movie.

I can’t find a reward that’s enough to pay for this post. Have a star in the meantime.

I think it’s time for all nations that want to participate in the Olympics to pony up a few dollars, euros, pounds, shekels, rupees, etc. and give them to Greece, where a permanent dedicated Olympic Village will be built. Greece has no money, but they can donate land. Building it will help the Greek economy. (Why…

Talk about a punch in the face to Rangers fans.

Braves: We need a new stadium!

I'd entertain the former theory, but not the latter. What do the Mets have to gain from hiding an injury from their fans if that injury is the reason Harvey can't perform? The fans turned on Harvey, at least last night, and that can't be good for the organization.

Not as convincing as when he deked Mets fans into thinking he was going to catch that ground ball in Game 4.

This is my ham radio. Can’t figure out why nobody responds though. Might be broken.

Morey. Howard. Harden. D’Antoni.

I had a vasectomy and Kristin was not thrilled that I did it so quickly

“I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He’s the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day.”