I think, when he hit that dinger a few weeks ago, he should have taken the bat with him, walked around the bases, and when he crossed the plate, slam the bat down, take a bow, walk off the field and clean out his locker for good.

His families must be so proud of him.

I hope we get Bartolo Colon v. Kevin Nash in a Hell in a Cell for the naming rights to “Big Sexy”

Those exciting at bats are exactly why we need to do away with the DH.

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

If there was an MLB manager who owned a horse that dropped dead after a race, I thought for sure it would have been Dusty Baker.

Talk about a punch in the face to Rangers fans.

Braves: We need a new stadium!

I'd entertain the former theory, but not the latter. What do the Mets have to gain from hiding an injury from their fans if that injury is the reason Harvey can't perform? The fans turned on Harvey, at least last night, and that can't be good for the organization.

Not as convincing as when he deked Mets fans into thinking he was going to catch that ground ball in Game 4.

Morey. Howard. Harden. D’Antoni.

I had a vasectomy and Kristin was not thrilled that I did it so quickly

“I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He’s the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day.”

This is amazing. You can't make this up. It's like Phil is just doing everything possible to break Carmello and Dolan like a wild horse then opt out next year laughing his way to laker land.

The thought of Bartolo Colon: Deadbeat Dad makes me sad, but the thought of Bartolo Colon: Attorney at Law makes me happy.

A man who represents himself has a fool for a client but isn’t that why we like watching Bartolo’s play?

In a lot of ways, yeah. But I think Samberg’s stuff is head and shoulders smarter than Sandler’s ever was.

Julianne, I’m going to forgive for saying that something is funnier than Ace Ventura just this once. But don’t ever takes with anyone against the family again.

That’s your concern here?

Yes, he has been a consistent winner in the regular season. Thus his multiple Cy Youngs, but to completely ignor his postseason isn’t fair to Kershaw.