Leave it to Deadspin to report an incident where he was the victim of verbal locker room abuse instead of the crime he was committing that actually got himself shot and killed. Gawker media lol.

Dallas News is reporting he got shot kicking down two doors to an apartment that wasn’t his in the middle of the night:

Hang on, hang on, hang on... Wait...

You can pitch like garbage and be a big fatass and hit your wife/girlfriend/dog, but as long as you talk to the press after the game they’ll always have your back in some way.

Prediction: In three years, there will be an three-hour special sometime in May on NFL Network revealing the officiating rosters for the new season. And we’ll be able to actually hear the bubble burst.

“Injury report: We can’t say who, but a member of the Bills’ coaching staff just put his foot in his mouth. ”

I’m a Jets fan. I’m already there.

I think, when he hit that dinger a few weeks ago, he should have taken the bat with him, walked around the bases, and when he crossed the plate, slam the bat down, take a bow, walk off the field and clean out his locker for good.

His families must be so proud of him.

I hope we get Bartolo Colon v. Kevin Nash in a Hell in a Cell for the naming rights to “Big Sexy”

Those exciting at bats are exactly why we need to do away with the DH.

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

If there was an MLB manager who owned a horse that dropped dead after a race, I thought for sure it would have been Dusty Baker.

Talk about a punch in the face to Rangers fans.

Braves: We need a new stadium!

I'd entertain the former theory, but not the latter. What do the Mets have to gain from hiding an injury from their fans if that injury is the reason Harvey can't perform? The fans turned on Harvey, at least last night, and that can't be good for the organization.

Not as convincing as when he deked Mets fans into thinking he was going to catch that ground ball in Game 4.

Morey. Howard. Harden. D’Antoni.

I had a vasectomy and Kristin was not thrilled that I did it so quickly

“I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He’s the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day.”