This is amazing. You can't make this up. It's like Phil is just doing everything possible to break Carmello and Dolan like a wild horse then opt out next year laughing his way to laker land.

The thought of Bartolo Colon: Deadbeat Dad makes me sad, but the thought of Bartolo Colon: Attorney at Law makes me happy.

A man who represents himself has a fool for a client but isn’t that why we like watching Bartolo’s play?

In a lot of ways, yeah. But I think Samberg’s stuff is head and shoulders smarter than Sandler’s ever was.

Julianne, I’m going to forgive for saying that something is funnier than Ace Ventura just this once. But don’t ever takes with anyone against the family again.

That’s your concern here?

Yes, he has been a consistent winner in the regular season. Thus his multiple Cy Youngs, but to completely ignor his postseason isn’t fair to Kershaw.

Kershaw is awesome and Kerahaw will do things like this throughout his season and throughout his career. His brilliance is only matched by the glaring postseason failures.

Yeah, this is all well and good, but does his batting helmet fall off when he swings too hard?

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

Yeah, I don’t understand what he’s complaining about. He made the bet (apropos of nothing, so far as I can tell), allowed York to change the terms of the bet after winning, then went and honored his commitment (presumably without complaining to York).

I will never not star a Ray Lewis murdered two people joke. Well done!

The wine. It’s always the wine.

Never forget that rich people are terrible.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Bobby finger looks like Ryan Gosling with AIDS

I don’t mind the Subarus’ but if we are gonna dish on insurance commercials. I hate progressive and Flo. I want to slap the beehive right off her head.

But how else am I going to do all those fun things with my old dog before I kill him?

I have a 2010 Chevy Suburban with several cracks in the dash. Sadly this is known design flaw by GM and common for all GM trucks (Tahoe, Suburban, Escalade, 1500, 2500, 3500, Avalanche) from 07-13. The dash crack most concerning is located around the passenger airbag. I fear that if the airbag is deployed, 1/4 “ in…

To take advantage of a Recall you must get your ass to Mars, terribly inconvenient.