That’s the exact incident that popped into my mind.

Yeah, even when he eventually got up, he seemed content to let the guy mosey over to him instead of going and getting him.

In all seriousness, the complete lack of a reaction by security is pretty scary.

In his defense, the bat was talking shit to him.

Supposedly they were swingers, and used to have big sex parties were they would trade spouses. In her mind, she wasn’t cheating because she only did it at these parties, while her husband and the other woman took their show on the road, so to speak. She claims the whole thing somehow brought them closer together. 

Honestly, a woman from work has both walked in on her mom banging the neighbor when she was in high school, as well as her husband banging his best friend’s wife a few years into their marriage. In fairness, she was also secretly banging the husband’s best friend as well. Catching her mom in the act messed her up way…

I think “Roommate while you’re in the room trying to sleep” deserves a separate, higher entry.

40. A guy puts on hundreds of free t shirts when The Mets are getting blown out.

The laughing, Jesus Christ the laughing! 

Don’t put down Emmitt like that. I’m sure he would have been the day manager.

“See, I told you not to mess with The Devils.”

The fact that he’s not very good will be a MUCH bigger factor in determining his future than the league taking its player’s behavior seriously.

But was it videotaped? That could be the difference between a 2 game suspension and a lifetime ban.

I want this picture on my drivers license 

He should have been amongst the best pitchers ever. It really is sad what addiction can do.

How the hell did that one only get 12 stars?

Just do away with the “legal tampering” period. Players and teams cannot negotiate deals until they are able to be signed. That way, if they agree on terms, sign it, and it’s done. 

In a nutshell, wealthy influential parents consistently bail degenerate son out of trouble, even as his transgressions escalate, then are shocked when he finally kills someone. 

The Derby was fun as hell, but can we stop with the “records”? They kind of went out the window with the new format. 4 and a half minutes with s timeout is s hell of a lot of time, the higher seed only gets to hit enough dingers to have one more the his opponent, and it’s painfully obvious they’ve stopped enforcing…

My best friend in high school was 6’ 110lbs. I was(at the time) 5’8” 195bs. He was desperate to gain weight, and ate like no one I’d ever seen, easily doubling my daily calorie intake, all the while guzzling GNC weight gainer shakes. He couldn’t put on weight for anything. Even today at 42, he can still eat and drink…