Playing catcher sucks. This weekend Francisco Cervelli announced he’s done at the position after his 6th concussion, most of which from foul tips, not even this type of collision. This will probably end his career as he isn’t enough of a hitter to stick at another position. A concussion from a foul tip effectively…

Somebody in the MLB offices is going to have a stroke about this tomorrow morning. Expect a “sleeve policy” to be enacted post haste.

That’s really what it comes down to. Jeff Wilpon wants to run the team, from player signings to setting the lineup. No real GM is going to take the job with an owner like that, so you end up with Brodie, a multimillionaire agent who decided he wanted to try something new. As Fred Wilpon, who was no great owner in his…

His name is Brodie Van Wagenen. If I knew nothing about him other than his name, I’d assume he was a douchebag.

Seriously. I’m pretty certain if I threw a chair because Todd in Accounting fucked up a report I’d get fired.

But only because, in typical Mets fashion, a play at the plate in which the tying run was clearly out could not be challenged because they used their challenge early in the game trying to overturn a caught stealing in which Todd Frazier was clearly out.

Actually, for once, you can’t say they didn’t spend money. They paid Familia more than the Yankees gave Ottavino, and took on $20M a year of Cano’s contract to get Diaz. This time, they spent the money on the wrong guys. They could have brought in Ottavino & Kimbrel for less money, and the results certainly couldn’t…

“This GM is a dipshit agent whosomehow was deemed best choice to run the Mets.”

Aside from the ridiculousness of adding Avengers to this picture, IF you are going to add Avengers, make believe characters from comic books and movies, to a tribute to the very real US Women’s Soccer Tean, why would you go with Iron Man over Captain Freaking America?

He’s got to have at least one relative named Muffy.

I’m still trying to comprehend how the shitty bullpen that BVW put together blowing save after save is the fault of the coaches. Shit rolls downhill I guess.

Trust me, I eat less than many guys I know that much smaller than me. Everyone’s body metabolizes food at different rates. My metabolism seems nonexistent at times. I don’t overeat, if I did, I’d weigh 500lbs instead of 250lbs. This doesn’t even factor in those who are overweight due to mental illness. Ever watch My…

As someone who has struggled with their weight since childhood, while I’m sure nicknames like “Hefty Lefty” and “Pillsbury Throwboy” seem harmless and were probably laughed off in public by Lorenzen, they hurt, and play a larger role in him eating his way to 500 lbs than anyone is acknowledging. For some reason,…

My favorite Ducks memory was taking the family and sitting down the first base side in a weeknight. For whatever reason, the section to our right was completely empty. A foul ball landed in that section, and I locked eyes with another dad in the section past the empty one. We both made a mad dash for the ball. I got…

I’m fairly certain Dolan forgot he owns a hockey team, which is great for The Rangers and their fans.

That said, I’m still 90% certain Dolan thinks The Nets still play in Jersey.

Ok

Ok, as you probably figured, I’m a ridiculously huge Mets fan. I’ve got a kid named Shea and a cat named Mookie. My fandom borders on unhealthy. Yesterday might have been my breaking point. The anger I feel at the Wilpons for bringing in the clown of a GM is not good for my health. I legitimately feel like Brodie won…

I’ll see your 2 words and raise you 5: Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease

The Ducks?