We have an independent league team here, and the company I used to work for had a “luxury” box at the stadium, just left of the plate. The netting didn’t extend high enough the stop screaming foul tips from slamming into the glass doors with regularity. One time, a guy brought his elderly dad to the game, brought him…

I wonder who could have leaked such insider information a week after the pitching coach got shitcanned?

Exactly. They couldn’t get him out of here fast enough, and he won more games than any manager in their history. 

No way, everyone knew Terry was a crazy old man. He struck me as the type that used some variation of “fuck” at least twice when describing a newborn puppy.

I honestly pictured Callaway as the type that has never cursed in his life. A real “Golly gosh gee willikers” type.

Fun fact. Kurt broke his tailbone right before he tried to put Shane trough the glass when he suplexed Shane in the aisle. He claims that’s why he couldn’t generate the force to break the glass.

In all honesty, you know this is not a permanent move. Mickey is out before the end of the season. Regan was already on the payroll. He’s going to finish out the season alongside Mickey, and eventually Riggleman, and then Brodie will bring in “His guys”.

We’ve posted the following sign at the entrance to our field.

The town I live in, but did not grow up in, is full of 2nd, 3rd, and even 4th generation residents. The longer their families have lived there the bigger assholes they tend to be. 

As crazy as that is, in my experience coaching, when the parents are assholes, the kids tend to be as well.

On that topic, he’s granted more wishes than anyone else in the history of the Make a Wish Foundation. 

Still not Gsellman.

My son was on a travel team last year, and that’s how the coaches were. One guy was a doctor who had a batting cage in his backyard. Both guys were hyper competitive and usually started chirping to the ump about their strike zone 3-4 pitches into the game. Both guys had been tossed from games, and they’ve pulled the…

They absolutely do not need an ump. I guarantee the reason they did was because the coaches couldn’t be trusted to be impartial, even on that level. My daughter plays 7-8 year old softball. We coach-ump the games. If anything, I’ll give the other team the call on a close play, just to avoid problems. A lot of the…

I’m on Long Island. The Umps here get $60 a game on the youth level (little league and travel up to 12U) $100 for middle school and $125 for high school. It’s pretty good money.

Yes. There is a huge shortage on all levels from little league to high school. In fact, the company that provided umps for our little league told us midway through the season that they could no longer service us, because they were very short on umps, and the ones they had prefer to do middle and high school games,…

Lol, you called Robert Gsellman reliabile.

I coach little league baseball and softball. Currently, there is a drastic umpire shortage in our area because this type of behavior has become the norm. It’s not worth the stress and risk of possibly being attacked for $60. These idiots think that a bad call in a little league game is going to cost their kid a…

The closest I can come up with is when Deion Sanders won a Super Bowl with San Francisco, then signed with Dallas because he felt overshadowed by Jerry Rice.

“Nor will he comment on the LA thing.”