“Thank you very much, Comrade” *wink*

No mention of the brutal missed dunk that would have given UCF a 6 point lead but instead went the other way for a Duke 3? That was the game right there.

How in the hell did they even have $1.5M to lose?

The best online bracket name I’ve ever seen was “You say Tomato, Snoop says Tom Izzo”

I’ve coached little league for 7 years. EVERY team has a Sebastian. Sometimes several Sebastians.

I’m a couple of years younger than Ichiro, and if I attempted that throw my arm would vacate its socket and travel further than the ball.

His brother won a gold medal with a BROKEN FREAKING NECK. He’s obviously just trying to get the kid to that level. That’s good coaching.

Considering this was the “Dead Ball” era, and most hits were bunts or slaps over the infielder’s heads, I can see it taking 6 years.

I was at Citi Field on Rally Parakeet night. Do I win?

“Not all football players are assholes. But seems like the biggest assholes are football players.”

Honestly, I went to a small school with an omnipresent football team. The university president was an alumni and former player, so they tended to do whatever they wanted. For example, they’d show up to a bar with a long line waiting to get in, and would just push their way to the front. Anyone who had the nerve to…

I went to a 1AA school, and the football players were generally douchebags. If you bumped into them in s bar they’d start something.

Absolutely. I got my ass kicked plenty of times. 

Hearn’s actions leading up to getting knocked out remind me of every football player that ever tried to start something with me in college. The puffing out of the chest, walking right up to the guy and looking down at him to remind him how much bigger he was. Lots of arms out to the side in the “what are you going to…

Yes, I agree, but I think there’s a line between “fucking up” and “just a plain bad dude”. Fucking up is getting drunk and getting arrested for disorderly conduct because you pissed against the side of a police station or something. I don’t consider beating up your girlfriend, pregnant or not, “fucking up”. It’s a…

But there was a place for him when all he did was beat up the kid’s mother when she was pregnant with him in 2015?

You know he decided he needed to wear green about 20 minutes before he walked into the room, and some intern got sent out to buy “The most expensive green shirt you can find”

Seriously. They probably could have made a $50,000 tax deductible donation to the school and gotten her in that way. Funny thing is they probably thought that would look like they bought her way into school. Morons 

An old boss told me once “The MBA is a way for rich people to identify themselves in interviews. Basically your saying ‘My parents had enough money to send me to college for 5 years!’ I’d never hire a kid with an MBA.” The whole system is a joke. The only time my education came up in an interview was when the…

You’re absolutely right. New York State Universities averaged $3,000-$4,000 a year in tuition when I went in the late 90s. It’s up over $10,000 now. However, if you’re family income is below $100,000, tuition is free. Personally, I feel that number is way too low.