I’ve been saying for years that the entire collegiate system is broken. At some point, it was decided 18 year olds weren’t mature enough to start “real” jobs. Companies started making bachelors degree, and more recently, a masters, a job requirement. This allowed universities to raise their tuitions to insane levels,…

Because getting their useless asses into college is only half the battle. 

My fantasy team is called The Cleveland Steamers

When I was in college, a kid I knew was starting his senior year and was the proud owner of a 2.2 GPA. His dad wanted him to go to a good law school and join his firm, but his GPA wasn’t going to cut it. The kid knew another guy who was a graduate assistant in the bursar’s office, who was well known as a degenerate…

I don’t see how any of this is different from the people who pay tens of thousands to send the kids to boarding schools where everyone gets straight As because the school knows damn well that little Preston NEEDS to go to Dartmouth just like Dad and Grandfather.

This will never get the number of stars it deserves.

Once they tweaked their line, the offense actually wasn’t horrible. When given time, Eli was an average functional NFL QB. It was their defense, which has traditionally been a strong point, that killed them last year. All that said, since they are obviously breaking it down, Eli needs to go before Sunday when he’s…

You’re dead wrong. I watched every Giants game last year, and Barkley was 100% the focal point of the offense, both running and catching the ball. 

Oh fuckballs, this sucks.

He said he had no care whatsoever for golf etiquette. He’d take phone calls on the course, always teed off first, drove his cart onto greens. Basic shithead stuff. He surprisingly tipped very well though.

I still can’t believe how badly Nassau County and more specifically, The Town of Hempstead, fucked up the Lighthouse Project. It really was a good proposal, but they couldn’t get their heads out of their collective asses long enough to see it.

Islanders fans are not mass transit people. You could put a train station across the street from their house and one served by an express train at the arena, and they’d still find a reason to drive to the game. 

I actually pulled this move on a kid in little league, but the umpire refused to call him out and said it was against the rules to “trick” another player into leaving the bag.

I tell this story every time a Trump golf story is posted. In 2016, I was playing in a golf outing for work. Our caddy has previously worked at Trump’s club in Westchester County. He told us that if you caddied for Trump, you knew the deal. You kept plenty of extra balls in your pocket. No matter where he  hit it, you…

I love the old “Blame it on the insurance” card. We use that one all the time with little league.

Just because he’s married doesn’t necessarily mean he’s sleeping with anyone. 

Jim Dolan is and will always be a spoiled 12 year old who would have his dad fire the chef who burnt his grilled cheese sandwich. He has gone through life living off his dad’s money, running his empire without ever having to face any consequences for his buffoonery. He fancies himself a “rock star” because he pays his…

No, from the story we got, the bad deal had happened at least 5 years earlier, and the target has basically ghosted the other guy afterwards. This was legitimately the first time they had seen each other in that long, and when club swinger saw him from his fairway, he snapped and took off running without saying a word…

A few years ago, a client invited me to the member/guest outing at his country club. We were about half way through our round, about to tee off, when a guy ran across our fairway, club in hand, full sprint to the green of an adjacent hole, where he swung his club in an attempt to take another guy’s head off. He…