I know it was made as a TV series, but was any vampire movie responsible for more nightmares than ‘Salem’s Lot, and Ralphie Glick at the window?

Anyway, Return to Salem’s Lot was definitely a movie, and not a bad one at that.

Sadly, “woefully overlooked Djimon Honsou” might as well be his full name. Rarely has so much talent been squandered by so many directors (and, I suppose, the actor has to take some responsibility too).

Say what you like about “Blade Trinity,” no way is it bad enough to keep “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter” off this list.

Also, “Lesbian Vampire Killers” was a movie that completely failed to live up to its title. 

They were mad at anyone who was invested in the story. Actors, fans all got treated with equal contempt and hostility.

“mano-a-mano between a Meg and a giant cephalopod”

Neither of which actually has hands, but sure.

Thanks for including the original Piranha. Love early Joe Dante, and the B-movie stuff John Sayles used to write to finance his more serious films.

People who like Piranha should also check out Alligator (also Sayles) which I guess doesn’t really qualify for this list since most of the action takes place on land.

The second 300 movie was such a homophobic racist mess, and Sucker Punch was so weirdly voyeuristic, that I find Snyder hard to figure.

I quite liked his remake of Dawn of the Dead, though. And found Army of the Dead more entertaining than everybody else did.

Jim Jeffries too. His gun control rant is epic and part of a really strong set.

No Bill Burr? No Bill Hicks? No Hannibal Buress? No Stewart Lee? No Cameron Esposito? No Lewis Black?

Xcretions, obviously

I will not hear a bad word about the man who took down Yoohoo.

That moment at the end of the first episode, where she tells Olyphant, “You do a good job of hiding it, and I suppose most folks don’t see it, but honestly, you’re the angriest man I have ever known.” It’s a wonderful line reading, of a line that sums up Givens perfectly. It’s more resonant the second time you watch…

I was living in London when Live Aid happened. A bunch of friends watched all or part of it at my house, between 5 and 20 people drinking all day long. I remember figuring I would to take a leak when Queen came on, maybe cook up some spaghetti to soak up the alcohol. They had lost all relevance during the punk era and…

Whatever charms “Radio Ga Ga” may have, they have always eluded me.

“Brighton Rock” should be in the top 10.

But I don’t see anyone putting up much of an argument about the top two.

This list claims Anchorman 2, the two Clancy stories and Working Girl are better movies than either American Graffiti or Apocalypse Now. That’s just odd.

I would never trust Bill Simmons’ opinion on anything sports related.

But grift is something I believe he knows something about so I will take his verdict seriously.

Also, can anyone explain to me why “Bad Times at the El Royale” is “silly” and “Snow White and the Huntsman” is “not silly?”

The Venn diagram of this list and that list would be very close to a perfect circle.

“If you saw it with a friend, you probably discussed it for days afterward.”

Exiting Interstellar, I turned to my wife and said, “That’s three hours of our lives we will never get back.”

She said, “Yup.”

This discussion did not take days. Or hours. Or even minutes.

I can assure you as a male that the “sexy” stuff in this show bears no resemblance to my wet dreams. It is profoundly unpleasant to watch. In fact, if someone chose to produce a version of this show edited for network TV, I might be more willing to keep watching.