“Objection!”

I’d argue <i>Into Darkness</i> was way worse than <i>Force Awakens</i>. At least the fan service in <i>Force Awakens</i> was subtle!

Fuck yeah. Raise a glass of Jack’s extra strong scotch to celebrate.

I’m trying to work out what’s so dystopian about all of this. A company released a new phone. And it costs money, because technology is expensive. How terrible! This must mean the end of times for some reason.

Yeah, A) not including the picture of Malek-as-Mercury, but B) showing a picture of the actual Mercury as the header image is really fucking confusing.