So, Amber was Heard.

I have pretty big nipples. They always look ready to cut glass. And I’m Canadian. There is nothing like a Canadian winter to ensure that my nipples are always ready to salute.

I constantly have to shut down requests to open an artisinal bakery down there.

They’re also doing an amazing ‘book benches’ art-thingy for her anniversary. Two-hundred custom painted benches throughout Basingstoke.

The wine was probably pretty undrinkable, too.

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

Single Prayer Healthcare.

He should be named Jon Salami, amirite everyone?

It bears repeating...

Water is just clear. Grass is green might’ve worked better.

Those two killed me!!!

“Fuck you! Love, Joe.”

I was never thin enough for any of the many stores/chains that are closing now. Schadenfreude out the wazoo right now.

The reason trump likes to have meeting at mara lago is because its easier for the russians to tap than the white house is.

America is so fucked right now because the Government has turned the keys to the kingdom over to corporations.

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Saw the pic and was all like: He’s marrying Rachel Dolezal?

I can’t be the only person to think DJ Khaled’s wife looks a little bit like Rachel Dolezal