Boy can this guy connect with kids, or what!

Even if the orange blob drops dead tomorrow, people will be dealing with the Trump Presidency for decades to come.

At least Trump didn't tell them a story about a drug fueled orgy on a yacht like he did in front of the boy scouts. 

Somebody got Kinja’d, but fuck it I’m starring it anyway. Good advice is good advice. 

The advice to continue tapering if withdrawal symptoms emerge is incorrect. If withdrawal symptoms emerge, stop tapering!

Can confirm.

Get yourself a Blade Bank. I bought this one years ago and have not filled it:

It doesn’t seem to mention anything about safety razor blades. Unless I missed it.

Update WinRAR on your PC now!

*puke* *nod* *thumbs up*

It’s a good one when you hear it both pop and hit the mirror.

Missing option: COLD WATER

So it was YOU who sold my wife all that crap!  Have at thee!

Your queso looks perfectly lovely and tasty. Her queso looks like it is the painting of Dorian Gray’s queso. 

I don’t know if either president really influenced unemployment much. I mean, without a widescale jobs program like FDR’s CCC and infrastructure redevelopment (was Obama TIGER? I was thinking that was late stage Bush.), which would probably owe more to the legislature than to the executive, I doubt that you could…

THIS! My parents are the SAME.  It makes me absolutely sick.  

Hmmmm.

Whatever. Kids are fucking liars.