The tyranny of the moron.

Oh, man, Wyrmtongue was the first guy who came to mind when I considered this guy a year ago.  This is a great picture!

We’re literally living in Idiocracy

but I feel like your average college student — let alone athlete — would still turn their nose up at McDonald’s & Burger King.

Trump had money when his dad gave it to him; he’s as good an example as any of the adage “money can’t buy class.”

I feel like the Red Cross might not go over well. 

Haha, it’s a good question. I don’t know what the Gates of Hell’s policy is on rescue operations, lol.

I grew up about 20 minutes outside of Seattle, and in another town about 30 minutes away is a place called the Maltby Cemetery that was notorious for not only being haunted, but for having 13 stairs to hell in it.

That’s the thing, he thought stamping his name on some airliners would be cool. Nope. Not cool in the slightest.

Decorative gravel is SUCH a good idea. Stealing this.

Someone else said it best: “Trump has failed at selling gambling, football, and steaks to Americans.”

I’m calling bullshit in the AP.

Also, “Wings”. Always watch “Wings”.

God, I miss Jack.

You forgot the most important part of using any roundabout:

They’re just creeping their way up.  After 3 years, the flagship phone will be $1300 and the “cheap”option will be only $950.

Have you ever heard of survivorship bias?

Oh definitely. The software to interface with scanners is definitely crafted by beings of pure evil.

Oh definitely. The software to interface with scanners is definitely crafted by beings of pure evil.