OMG! The guy in the last photo looks a lot like a fella I dated for a few months when I was 22. He was thinner and apolitical then, but the resemblance is just ... just uncanny. I remember him clearly because he had the smallest penis I’d ever personally encountered. Which was fine, but became a major issue when he…

Kiddo went as a delicious lobster, I was the garnish, my fella was a chef. This is actually kinda morbid, guys ...