I bought my wedding dress in a city where none of my friends or relatives lived because we had just moved when we decided to get married. I went shopping alone. I thought it was going to be sad but it was nice, I could really chose what I liked the most. When I was trying on my favorite dress the mother of another…

See, this is why ridged chips should have won in the last round. Not only are they excellent by themselves, but they also can actually bring a dip up to a whole new level when used as a dip chip. Which makes it all the more mind boggling that people chose kettle chips!

It was Brett Favre. Brett Favre fucked the footballs, and they lost air. With his tiny penis.

Tortilla chips are nothing without guacamole, salsa, or some other dip to carry them. They are a conduit for getting something that actually tastes good in to your mouth.

That guy definitely works/ worked in hospitality himself, only a person who has been there themselves would consider the importance of the extra topping fee.

Can't stand "this is all so stupid" guy.

The fact that balls are a synonym for testicles is also not the issue - but it's extremely important that we discuss it whenever possible.

Ian O'Connor says it perfectly in an espn article: "This isn't about whether the Patriots needed to cheat. This is only about whether they did cheat." So stop with the mentioning of the bullshit argument it wouldn't have mattered. That is not the issue.

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

In a time like this, in a situation like this, there's only one person we can turn to...

Reportedly, the Colts' Sunday suspicions were confirmed the first time they got their hands on one of Brady's balls.

I agree that the takes are crazy but I'm confused at how often people say, "they may have cheated, but they would have won anyway." Is that the way it works, now? You only have to follow the rules to the degree that you can plausibly say breaking them didn't affect the outcome?

Force the Pats to be on Hard Knocks for the next two seasons. Belichick would lose his fucking mind.

This is great news.

If BB is such a genius, why is he the only one who gets caught doing things that 'everyone does'. I say this as a die-hard Patriots fan.

It leads to the totally valid question of "what else are they doing?"

We Penn State alumni are pretty horrible as a whole, and many are just as blind as our figurehead was. But if we're being honest, it is a little unfair to imply he that he didn't take the slightest action. I am glad to see the wins restored. The players deserve that much in my opinion, but it's really not that…

Alum here, don't see it as validation of Paterno. He was at the helm, he bears blame. What this validates is that the NCAA overstepped, that it reached too far in punishing the university. The NCAA tried to paint the picture that this was all orchestrated and every one is Happy Valley was in on it and therefore had to…