Probably texting

I realize that Israel is using these Christian fundies politically and financially but if you’re a religious Jew, how are you not insulted by the fact that they support Israel only because they think Jesus will come down, kill all the Jews and hand over Israel to them?

She cares for you so much she can’t wait for your nation to be obliterated in the Apocalypse so she and her family can get into heaven. Aren’t you glad your fate is so important to her?

She’s added “God bless Israel” to her knee jerk “God bless America.” Doesn't that make you want to vote for her?

My Lord, I can not believe how long it took me to figure it out: she is a performance artist. She is trolling us all. No one could possible string that many inane clichés together sincerely. It takes dedication, effort and real credibility to include “drill, baby drill”. “We don’t retreated. We reload.” “He may…

You know... You don’t see us Jews running around wearing motherfucking crosses. So why the fuck is this goddamn evangelical Christian wearing a motherfucking mogen David?!